Sooo I have always been a fan of the oldies from Hanson. I mean, who doesnt love MMBOP. I haven't been a fan of their later music, but I really like this song! And the video is cute and funny as well! If you need a pick me up, this should make you smile =)
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Friday, April 16, 2010
Song of the Week - New Hanson Video!
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I have a feeling these won't catch on...
Sooo....yep...they are what they look like...a gluteal cleft cover, aka butt crack cover ups. Hmmmm.
To whom this may concern,
I am the designer of a product called the Backtacular gluteal cleft shield. It’s a hypoallergenic adhesive patch that is applied directly to the skin above the gluteal cleft area of the buttocks. The patch is made of denim with a rhine stone and/or rhine stud design. The product stops gluteal cleft exposure when wearing low rise apparel. The picture of Jennifer Garner below is courtesy of the TMZ ” Crack Is Wack” section of the TMZ website. The Backtacular Gluteal cleft patch is patent and trademark pending.
I would appreciate your consideration in taking my company on as a client.
Thank You,
Kimberly Brewer
I am the designer of a product called the Backtacular gluteal cleft shield. It’s a hypoallergenic adhesive patch that is applied directly to the skin above the gluteal cleft area of the buttocks. The patch is made of denim with a rhine stone and/or rhine stud design. The product stops gluteal cleft exposure when wearing low rise apparel. The picture of Jennifer Garner below is courtesy of the TMZ ” Crack Is Wack” section of the TMZ website. The Backtacular Gluteal cleft patch is patent and trademark pending.
I would appreciate your consideration in taking my company on as a client.
Thank You,
Kimberly Brewer
Hahah the rhinestone part cracks me up. (no pun intended) Yep, rhinestones make them better...
Are you going to be the first one to sport one of these? I think I'll pass...
[Fashionista]
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Hey! She stole my outfit!
Okay, I lied. Ke$ha got this horrible outfit idea herself.
This is what she wore to a radio station the other day.
Hmmm...not something I would wear, but hey, I guess if you are a celebrity you can wear anything! Haaa!
[FUG]
This is what she wore to a radio station the other day.
Hmmm...not something I would wear, but hey, I guess if you are a celebrity you can wear anything! Haaa!
[FUG]
Remember these guys?
Now there are few 90's boy bands that I don't remember...but this group I totally forgot about! Sooo funny! Anyone who grew up around the same time as me should remember these two songs. I wonder when the whole boy band thing is going to be popular again. Will our kids be listening to something like this when they grow up?
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Things to never say on a resume...
Yep, some people do this. A funny thing that I saw one time under a person's 'Hobbies' section was, "I love to watch hockey (Go Flames Go!)" Yes, it is funny but not appropriate for a resume! Here are some other things you should never say on your resume -- [courtesy of www.savvysugar.com]
Phrasing Is Key
Here are some more hilarious resume blunders that actually happened, as quoted on CareerBuilder.com
"[The applicant] had blank spots on his cover letter and résumé that he filled in by hand. He had whited out info - like the 'To' and 'Objective' and hand wrote info for the current job." — Anonymous
"'I have never trapped a man.' A woman offered this as evidence of good character." — Robert Dagnall, ResumeGuru.com
"And here's a new favorite that arrived in my mailbox this morning as part of someone's e-mail signature: 'I am the Master, and Technology my Slave.'" — Robert Dagnall, ResumeGuru.com
"It seems that my credentials would be a good fit for what you are looking to accomplish, however, I don't wish to make a career of it." — Michael Becce, CEO of MRB Public Relations Inc.
"A résumé that included drawings of Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, then when we called the applicant in for an interview, his twin brother came as well. They had duplicate résumés and showed the same portfolio of work." — David Langton, Principal, Langton Cherubino Group, Ltd.
Phrasing Is Key
"I once had a candidate for a marketing assistant position who had worked in a supermarket very early in his career and, for that job; he listed as one of his responsibilities, 'cut the cheese'." — Anonymous hiring manager at a large staffing firm, as quoted on CareerBuilder.com
If You're Sleeping, You're Not Working
"Hobbies: Sleeping, etc., etc." — Carrie Rocha, www.pocketyourdollars.com, as quoted on CareerBuilder.com If sleeping is the only hobby you can come up with, you might as well leave that section off the resume altogether.
Try Using the Word "Poodle" in a Professional Sentence
"An e-mail address: pinkpoodle@...com (How seriously can you take this person? How professional does this e-mail look if used on our behalf?)" — Kitty Werner, Chair, Central Vermont Crime Stoppers, as quoted on CareerBuilder.comYou Might Be a Champ, But Where's Your Common Sense?
"The applicant claimed to be a 'Pig Wrestling Champion' and included details like weight of the pig, number of competitors and months of training." — Sara Sutton Fell, CEO of FlexJobs.com, as quoted on CareerBuilder.com Here are some more hilarious resume blunders that actually happened, as quoted on CareerBuilder.com
"[The applicant] had blank spots on his cover letter and résumé that he filled in by hand. He had whited out info - like the 'To' and 'Objective' and hand wrote info for the current job." — Anonymous
"'I have never trapped a man.' A woman offered this as evidence of good character." — Robert Dagnall, ResumeGuru.com
"And here's a new favorite that arrived in my mailbox this morning as part of someone's e-mail signature: 'I am the Master, and Technology my Slave.'" — Robert Dagnall, ResumeGuru.com
"It seems that my credentials would be a good fit for what you are looking to accomplish, however, I don't wish to make a career of it." — Michael Becce, CEO of MRB Public Relations Inc.
"A résumé that included drawings of Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, then when we called the applicant in for an interview, his twin brother came as well. They had duplicate résumés and showed the same portfolio of work." — David Langton, Principal, Langton Cherubino Group, Ltd.
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
Tuesday, March 02, 2010
Mousetrap!
Sooo remember how I posted the Ok Go video a while ago? Well, the same group just came out with this video for their song This Too Shall Pass. And WOW...this probably only too a million years to make? I'm very impressed slash could watch it over and over again. I wish I had the time/money/patience to do something like this.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Favorite Old Video
One of my most favorite videos of all time...anyone who wants to attempt to remake this with me...let me know! haha
haha i could watch this over and over again.
Monday, February 15, 2010
Agyness Pulls a Naomi Campbell...Twice!
Oh no, Agyness Deyn falls at the fashion show for Haiti...
Tuesday, February 02, 2010
If only we could think like this our whole lives...
What do you think love is?
This is what some kids said to that question...
Love is...
"Love is when you go out to eat and you give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs."
- Chrissy - age 6
- Chrissy - age 6
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is okay."
- Danny - age 7
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day."
- Noelle - age 7
"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
- Mary Ann - age 4
"Love is when Mummy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."
- Mark - age 6
-via AmiG <3
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